It’s been awhile since I last posted. Things have been crazy lately. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Ethan has finished up the soccer season and Xmas season is ramping up. I am not going to touch on any if that today, though I am sure I will get to it here in another post. Presently, I am sitting in pizza joint in Vancouver, doing my best impersonation of a Canadian.
I am sitting here at a table, drinking a Alexander Keiths (it was the only thing not named Molson and I am not doing Molson, sorry) blogging on my phone, snickering to myself while I listen to all the people reacting to the Canucks (Vancouvers NHL team) on all 8 TVs. Seriously, there are 8 flat screens and ALL of them have the stupid hockey game, including sound. Hockey sucks…so does the pizza and the beer for that matter, but I digress.
Maybe I will grab a little sushi on the walk home, that has yet been a dissapointment. I ate Oyamas last night and we are going for sushi tomorrow (I’ll most likely eat it on thursday as well) so I thought I would venture off the beaten path, but again, I disgress.
If San Francisco and Seattle ever were to have a love child, I believe they would name it Vancouver. This place is bah-yoo-tee-ful! The bay, the mountains, the sun…just checking to see if are actually still paying attention, but yes, the sun. There Is no rain this week. I got here between storms. Good for me but bad for my legs. With the weather expected to be sunny and in the low thirties (for the high) I got the ingenious idea to bring my skates as my mode of transportation to and from work. The unfortunate thing is (besides leaving half my hide on the local sidewalk, but I will get to that in a minute) I left my commuting skates at my sisters in San Diego in September. No matter, I have a back up pair. Admittedly, they are set up for when I was 17 and stupid and liked to jump. Since I am no longer 17 and have no desire to voluntarily have my wheels leave the ground, I decided to bring my extra set of wheels and bearings to make them a kittle more condusive to skating distances.
I soon discovered that the wheel wells are designed for wheels no bigger then 77mm, the wheels I am switching them to are 86. Snap. (Red flag). I am one is not easily deterred. I should back up here.
As I exited immigration at the airport last night, I went to the information booth to ask about the best way to get to the hotel. After I got directions on the new light rail, I asked about the streets here. If I have to worry about ice on the sidewalks in the morning when it’s 20 degrees in the morning. Both looked at me funny but assured it wouldn’t be an issue, but they both wanted to know why. I told them I planned to skate the 5.5 miles (or 2.75 km I discovered it really was. I mean really, who uses the metric system anyhow? Oh, right….everyone in the FREAKING world but us! Idiot). The lady then proceeds to tell me that it’s a bit hilly. I have a brake, so no worries really. (red flag). Lateryhay night I was IM’ing my product manager, Karin, who lives in Burnaby and she also proceeds to tell me that there are several hills between my hotel and the site (Big Red Flag). She even sends me a picture of the street that I am going to skating on via google street view (Huge RED FLAG). Frankly liking at the g
Flag only sells me on the idea. I mean really, if I can’t skate into work on these narrow, exposed aggragate laid sidewalks and steel hills, what kind of an idiot am I? Apparently, a rather large one. At what point did I finally decide to walk you ask? Well about a mile and a half into the trip, after I determined that my rubber brake had turned into my plastic brake frame and I had skated to the top of the next hill. Looking back I should have stopped on the down hill part when I heard the unfortunate sound of scraping plastic against the sidewalk with about a quarter mile of the steep down hill with a stop light coming up.
Actually, I did stop. At fifteen mph, it only takes about 15 feet on the side of your leg and hand to get you to stop. I now have five inch by two inch raspberry down right my calf and 2 inch diameter raspberry on my ass. Frankly it could have been worse. The road rash could have far deeper and longer if wasn’t for my forged pants, leggings and bike shorts. All of which have far more impressive gashes and rips than do my legs. Hopefully, the weather stays nice or I could be in a heap of trouble. Though nothing a little duct tape can’t cure in a pinch.
Turns out I was only about mile from work, but since my stupid American self thought I had to go 5 miles and not 5km, I got the pleasure of walking an extra two miles in my crocs. Candian Way just dead ended to another street, WTF, I don’t remeber that on the map. (Red Flag) So I decided to call Karin. In between laughs she let me know that I walked right past the site and to turn around and turn left at the BCAA. Snap, I think to myself, I passed that like 15 minutes ago. Ah well. My 2 and half mile skate, turned into a five mile skate and walk. Frank Sinatra caroons that he left his heart in SF, I apparently have propensity to leave my flesh in CA, HI and now in the beautiful streets of BC.
I am sure my parents are proud.